i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
“Beauty has a lot to do with character”"