• "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    – anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

    (via eastcoastwinter)

  • "I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
    – Dita Von Teese (via confusingmisery)

    (Source: dita-van-teese, via hiddenbehindsmiles)

  • winterfuckingsoldier:

    i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

    (via heroinesaddiction)

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  • urinatings:

    *precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

    (Source: 750c, via sniffing)

  • vivency:

humansofnewyork:

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER
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  • r0wdyruff:

    help me, i am trapped

    in a haiku factory

    save me, before they

    (Source: litlpup, via gnarly)

  • "الجمال لديها الكثير لتفعله مع الطابع
    “Beauty has a lot to do with character”"
    – (via rhymez)

    (via foreverrwanderlust)

  • celebstarlets:

6/17/14 - Ashley Tisdale leaving Nine Zero One Salon in West Hollywood.
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  • "Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."
     Sylvia Plath (via sexual-feelings)

    (Source: feellng, via decibeltherevolution)

  • dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh
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  • eat-to-thrive:

Yummy banana-berry “ice cream”. Just 2 large frozen bananas, 2 cups frozen raspberries, a few fresh cranberries, & 2/3 cup coconut water, all blended in a vitamix. Simple & delicious!
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  • fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
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